Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don’t anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you’re always trying for a topper you aren’t really listening. It ruins communication.
Tag Archives: humor
Monkey Business
You’re just wasting your breath, and that’s no great loss either.
Horse Feathers
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Animal Crackers
Why, you’re one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen, and that’s not saying much for you.
Horsefeathers
“It would please the faculty if you would throw your cigar away.” “The faculty might just as well keep their seats. There’ll be no diving for this cigar.”